Witch Still Seeking Lulu

The Wicked Witch of We-Are-No-Longer-Sure-Where (not writing that again, so from here on we'll just refer to her as "The Wicked Witch," knowing full well the readers of this freaky blog probably know about her history of location switching.) It seems that wanted posters have been popping up around Walla Walla, and possibly other places, but we, as yet, do not have confirmation of that. This time she's offering a reward. It doesn't say what the reward is, which probably means she will reward you by only turning you into a tree frog and not a sea slug, so trying to claim it is inadvisable to the extreme. Obviously. The Witch is clearly getting desperate to find out Lulu's secret location, as she has not yet recovered her infamous racing broom since Lulu stole it while she was in Texas. Of course Lulu is wearing her Magical Witch-Repelling Ruby Bling ring in addition to some other protective charms that we won't name here to avoid hipping the Witch. Don't worry too much about Lulu, though. She's proven she can stand up to the Wicked Witch and she will continue to outwit her.

The West Texas Tumbleweed is also covering this story and has its own advice on dealing with this new turn of events, so you might want to check that out, too.

Zelda del West

Good Times Walla Walla

Springtime in Walla Walla, this is the scene. I'm super, you're super, we're all super good here. The sky is bright and the sun is sunny, and all around we're feeling funny. Yes, it's a funny feeling, as if one could take a walk upon the ceiling. Where have I read that before? Oh, yes. It was here. Roger's Upside-Down Day. He'd have been right at home in this video. Anyhow, Lulu, if you decide to take a walk on the ceiling, do be careful. Gravity may be only a theory, but it has a way of being a fairly convincing one. Take a rule out of our playbook and be madly chic.

Zelda del West

Spring. Walla Walla

Lately the weather has been perfect. Until winter returns we are looking forward to perfect days for strolls and bike rides. Walla Walla is truly a great place to be this time of year. In the spring our thoughts turn to outdoor activities. Tomorrow we shall venture out into the wilds. To see Bigfoot in the Blues is our next adventure. Of course, we’ll take him a sandwich. What kind? Anchovy, perhaps. Lutefisk, maybe. Liverwurst, certainly. And of course peanut butter and banana. We must prepare. A sandwich is always the best lure. Lemon pepper chicken is sometimes effective. Lots of sandwiches. That's the main rule.

Zelda del West

Holy Heck-- This is Our New Favorite Song, Or Something

An animal for a beard? Screeching vocals? Hairy face masks? Oh, and lycra. Seriously, you need this. But, Lulu, caution is advised because if you get this as an earworm it will mean certain insanity.

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Alcohol in Space

Which brings to mind this story of the scientific importance of deep space alcohol. Very interesting stuff, that. It's doubtful that there's really any champaign out there, though. But still.

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A Song for Lulu

Happy Tuesday, Lulu, wherever you may be hiding.

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Song for Sunday

Enjoy.

Zelda del West