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Walla Walla Solo Dance and Air Guitar Contest

Today's the day. It's the big Walla Walla Solo Dance and Air Guitar extravaganza.

Location: Uncharted Territory
Admission: One Busted Move
Time: None like the present

Attire is bound to be ridiculous, as is the company. Participants are encouraged to let their imaginations run wild sartorially and otherwise. So, Lulu, check your expedition kit for those Acme Disco Ball Kaleidoscopic Specs and find a rug to sashay into dust. This is the light fantastic, and it's time to trip it up Walla way.

Herb the Battle Unicorn

Herb the Battle Unicorn has officially become legion and an army of one and many battle unicorns.

Memory Tunnel Workings Explained.

Shatter. Of course it's a fantasy-based endeavor. Those are mighty deep waters and wow is there a wave. Never not made to surf. Don't be surprised to find your metaphors breeding madly outside their species.


Iterations in dimensions. It's a tree of eight limbs torched with disco fever. This is the scientific explanation.

Disco Fandango Dog and Pony Tango

Yes, today the New Black Mansion is officially the home of a super-meltdown, blow-up, twistadelic, gimbling-gyre, dance craze and alien invasion extravaganza and iron chef cook-off. We're busting some serious rug-cuts in our Walla Walla digs. This is to say that one should always dance like there's nobody watching and whenever a dance craze presents.

Walla Walla Hocus Pocus

Once again, evidence of the Entertainment Industrial Complex Conspiracy to sully or strange the good name of Walla Walla.

Many Waters Dance Craze Alert